Last year I lost 5 different pairs of sunglasses.
Yes, five.pairs. Bad.anna.
Three pairs were mine, two were Wilson’s. I wore his Ray Bans from time to time. You can imagine Wilson’s delight that, after losing three pairs of my own sunglasses, I then lost two pairs of his. Winner. Our conversation when I told him about losing his sunglasses(es) went a little something like this:
Me: I have bad news.
Wilson: What? What’s the matter?
Me: I lost your sunglasses.
Wilson:What!! Which pair?
Me: Both pairs.
Wilson: YOU LOST BOTH PAIRS OF MY SUNGLASSES?
Me: Fraid so.
Wilson: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Me: Well, I thought I had them in my bag, but I actually didn’t, and I think I put them down somewhere, but I was drinking and I don’t really remember and I’m really sorry. And you said you wanted new ones anyway. Right?
Wilson: Anna, do you know how much money you’ve wasted by losing all of those sunglasses?
Me: Yea I think I have it totaled up and it’s kind of a lot.
So because I am banned from buying expensive sunglasses anymore, below are 10 options that are all below $100 in case any of you are like me and are fantastic at losing sunglasses. My bad.
3, 4 and 10 are my favorites — they are pretty funky. And, thank goodness, not too expensive, either. Phew.